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Why is this the best BLT in the world?

Fat Axes HC is the best beer league team in the world because we embody cerebral hockey at a beer league level. We share beers before and after games wherever we happen to play. Everyone looks out for each other both on and off the ice. Joshtafari, Dooger, T-Rise, it doesn’t matter. Nobody comes at one of us. They come at all of us and we go back at them like, “I’m serious as cancer when I say Rhythm is a Dancer” so they are afraid of the plaid and they run away like they’re trying to escape an overripe bench fart.

Why we deserve to win the Westy?

Nobody is preggers (that’s for you April) and even the other teams in our league want our jerseys. Eric (tendy) designed them and we proudly wore them to show how much we hate cancer in the Hockey Beats Down Cancer tournament this year. Playing on this team, which has a waiting list to join, is like like drinking the coldest pint of beer on top of the tallest mountain in the world. The journey is long and hard, but indeed well worth it, and we’re wearing plaid uniforms with a big ass Axe on them while we win the CAHL championship of the whole effing universe.

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15 Comments

  1. Sexy

    Fat Axes twitter page @Fat_Axes_HC
    Come laugh at us. Our games are gluten free and contain no GMOs.

  2. Sexy

    Sweet 16. Thanks for voting everyone! This truly is the best BLT in the world.

  3. FatAxeTendy

    Chuck Norris bleeds plaid, but Chuck Norris doesn’t bleed.

    1. Sexy

      When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn’t pushing himself up. He’s pushing the Earth down.

  4. Brit

    I love the Fat Axes! Thanks, Westy for putting this on.

    1. FatAxeTendy

      Brit’s real name is The Waffler. Ask her why @Fat_Axes_HC and you might get a picture of her waffles!

      1. Joshtafari

        Blue waffles?

  5. Sarah

    Hope you win!

  6. Tiana

    Go see the Fat Axes….. Vote everyday they deserve the Westy Award!!!

  7. cerebral hockey

    Pro tip 73: When in doubt flip the puck.

  8. Sexy

    Maybe the top 8 will get us some waffles.

  9. FatAxeTendy

    In the mornin’…I’m makin’ waffles!

  10. Mo

    Lovin these fat axes !

  11. Brit

    Funny thing is I ate a waffle for dinner last night. It felt wrong.

  12. Villeneuve J.

    Love the jerseys. Very original. Best of luck.

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