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Michigan Clumsy Cows

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Why is this the best BLT in the world?

The Clumsy Cows are the best beer league team in the world! We are a Coed team, made up of long time hockey players and newbies alike. The Clumsy Cows were founded when a group of experienced women’s hockey players wanted to show their families and friends the love for the sport. We convinced our husbands, wives, fathers, siblings, friends and in-laws to join our team. Friday night beer league hockey is truly a family affair for the Clumsy Cows. We love teaching the newbs about hockey and helping them score their first goals. During the game you can find us moo’ing and waving our cow bell from the bench. After the game, you can find all of us at the bar on the second floor of the ice rink, where the pitchers of beer and pizza are flowing. We have a great hockey community, and love to drink and mingle with the other teams in the league.
At the end of the season we have a team banquet where we reflect on the great season we had, and award the cherished ‘Clumsiest Cow’ award to the player who best embodies the spirit, enthusiasm, and clumsiness of the Clumsy Cow. We may not be the fastest or have the best shots, but we certainly are the clumsiest and drink the most beer!

Why we deserve to win the Westy?

The Clumsy Cows have great team spirit, but our jerseys are lackluster. We would love to have our jerseys reflect the heart and soul of the Clumsy Cows! Currently we have the cheapest jerseys we could find, due to the expensive nature of the sport. And since half of the Clumsy Cows are new to hockey, our gear is made up of hand-me-downs and old gear we found in our garages! We work hard to win that keg trophy through the season and we deserve new jerseys!

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